Shits and Giggles

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid

lickypickystickyme:

I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.

src

psychcomedy:

How can you distinguish the staff from the patients in a mental asylum?

- The staff has the door key.

- The patients get better and leave.

- Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God.

(Source: psych-comedy, via psychcomedy)

ifinallyfoundwaldo:

Omg!!!

(Source: i-know-youre-not)

(Source: shescyrus, via punkgoesbridget)

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

(via clifford-the-scientologist)

Syrup: Four types of women.

(via lizzie-andthe-diamonds)

(Source: bellespanties, via summerroberts)

fyeahgleeclub:

Premiere of Warner Bros. Pictures’ “Hangover Part 3”

(via atsecondsight)

alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:

I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT

THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES

‘IMAGINE THE SKY’

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

‘TOUCH THE SKY’

IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.

(via crayolamagic)